"i never had to pluralize 'dildo' before, and I hope I never have to again. Like on a deposition or something. 'how many dildoes were there?' 'I dont know but i am sore and want to go home" hahaha
“Breakdown of Hummer Owners: Tough guys come in at 43% of the owners. Pricks are 27%. Douchebags are 15%. Now Dildoes are ALMOST 15%, and this is interesting ’cause, I never had to pluralize “dildo” before…(I don’t know if that’s right, it looks like “dil does”)….and I hope I never have to again.
Demetri Martin: The Overthinker (2018) – Full Transcript. August 11, 2018. With his signature one-liners and drawings, Demetri Martin muses on doughnut holes, dogs, sports bars, the alphabet's most aggressive letters, Halloween, work outs and more. [cheering, applause] [Demetri] Man, that was a good improv.
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I’ve never seen a rubber bullet before. Had no clue that they out here firing fuckin dildos through the air 🤦🏾♂️ https://t.co/HUx6ja8cyb
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The doctor set the stool down, then jotted something on his clipboard. "I'm sorry to inform you that your husband is definitely dead." He handed her a piece of paper detailing the test results. "Take this to the front desk and they'll check you out." The old woman took the slip of paper to the front desk.
Don't believe me: One ruffian in the past used his gallery page as a place to host ebay images and I replaced all images in his account with dildos of various shapes and sizes. His ebay listing was, in fact, totally awesome. Unfortunately I can not find the screen capture I took that is buried on this computer. In short: Happy April 1st!
Along with sex ed here in South Dakota, it is being voted on to whether or not to teach masturbation in the school system as a part of the planned parenthood seminar for safe sex seminars that they hold. Please link this source. Thanks! I guess it would depend on what grade they are...